Gail Force Windbag

Sit back and enjoy a brief trip into the Twilight Zone of reader feedback. I present to you three wildly entertaining Christians who chose to provoke the wrong guy.

While surfing the web one night I stumbled upon another one of those lovely Christian websites. Oh joy! But before leaving to shower off the filth of my sin and damnation, I signed their guestbook.

Now anyone with half a brain knows that a guestbook is a solicitation for feedback. You don’t want feedback? Don’t put up a guestbook. Got it? So I answered each and every one of their questions completely and honestly. But apparently someone didn’t care much for what I had to say, so they sent me an email to give me a piece of their mind.

What ensued was a childish pissing contest which I’m not terribly proud of, but the offenders needed moment of pause. And you’ll see from their dramatic change in tone that that’s exactly what they got. Maybe they’ll think twice next time, maybe they won’t. Regardless, no atheist should let anyone who spews such vile religious rhetoric go unchecked. Ever.

I received a letter from someone using the email address of a woman named Judy Novato. She later claimed to be someone else (Gail Mills), which in all fairness turned out to be true. Regardless, I have the right to post email as I receive email. If you don’t want to drag someone else into a big mess then don’t use their name or email address with or without their consent.

Since all of these idiots have been verbally bashed more than enough since I initially posted this story (September 2007), I have since removed all of their email addresses. However, traces of their identities are scattered all over the internet. Do as you please.

Not knowing she was about to pick a fight with the wrong guy, she wrote…

From: Judy Novato
Sent: Saturday, September 01, 2007 10:20 AM
Subject: GuestBook

I am so sorry that you are so filled with so much hurt and misery that you find it necessary to share your heart with others. I am sorry that you are such a weak person that you cannot even find true friends that you can share your misfortunate blabbering with, You are an emotionally challenged person. No wonder you do not think there is a God, you are too tied up in yourself and what a wonderful being you are that you can’t see beyond your own nose.

Who do you think gave you that nose to breath the aromas of the flowers? Who do you think gave you a tongue to speak with? A body that is presumably healthy?

I do know there is a God. He is a living and loving God but He can also be a fierce warring God. You need to get your mental status in check quickly or He is going to do it for you. He can obliterate you in a second. You need to seek Him and acknowledge him and I know if you do not you will be so sorry.

Goodbye Bastard,,,Remember He loves you and so do I.

The Word of Christ

This email triggered a chain of responses between me, Gail Mills, Wanda Peltz, and the real Judy Novato (who eventually chimed in). I received nearly 30 emails from the three of them collectively. Some were only a sentence or two, but there are far too many to post here. I’ll share with you the scariest, the funniest, and the most vulgar. I admit that I egged them on, but the fact that they were incapable of walking away quietly is the compelling factor. Let their words be a shining example of Christian piety, faith, and strength.

After thrashing her about in my usual Godless Bastard way, she replied…

From: Judy Novato
Sent: Saturday, September 01, 2007 3:33 PM
Subject: Re: GuestBook

Just a little note to let you know that you should put the name Gail on the letter when you post it as I was I her room-mate that wrote the response and not Judy. I am not someone that goes around calling people names…..check the original reference again. I know that there is a God, and He lives forever more and so shall I. I also know that unless you accept this fact that you will stand before him and when you admit He does exist then you will be thrown into the lake of fire. You have to live your life for the purpose for which it was intended….and that is to serve God. He is a kind and loving God but He also is a fierce and jealous God and you are putting others before Him and He will not allow that to happen. Please, take heed. He does love you, as I, Gail, do. I care about you and your soul…..and I pray you do wake up out of your pretend world and come around into the spiritual realm before it is too late.

God bless you my dear lost brother.

Gail

If you wish to address me personally please feel free to write me at [withheld]. Check out my website also….http://cametohislove.com for more verifiable information on the TRUTH.

Dear lost brother? Okay, now she was just begging for it. Also remember that she’s “not someone that goes around calling people names.”

But before we continue on with the unholy mess that ensued, here’s a little 411 on Gail from her Forever Faithful Ministries website page:

“My only goal in this life is to bring souls to Christ Jesus and spread the gospel to all I can…I do not like secular TV, news – except World News, and do not participate in any thing secular. Jesus is my husband and we have a Beautiful relationship!!! My health prevents a lot of getting things done on time, but I just pray my way through it. I have three children – all girls that need prayer – and four beautiful grandchildren. I am truly blessed.”

Jesus is her husband? Gee, I wonder why.

Anyway, then we swapped a few brief emails where I insulted her, she insulted me, lather, rinse, repeat. Then I advised her to seek some of that “male companionship” she’s been missing out on for all these years. You know, it might put a smile on her face, maybe wash away some of that Christian angst, quench her fire and brimstone demeanor. Look, I was just trying to help. The old girl needed to get laid bad. I closed by telling her that I’d think of her while doing likewise later that evening with my girlfriend. I must have struck a nerve as she replied:

From: Judy Novato
Sent: Saturday, September 01, 2007 6:10 PM
Subject: Re: GuestBook

From Gail

I have been “fucked” so many tunes it is unreal. But it truly never gave me the pleasure that serving my living God does, it is just a “human feeling”… Go out and fornicate tonight….wonder why you don’t marry the bitch. Is it because it is just one in a line of whores that you plan to “fuck” all your life.

You are fucked up in the head. You are just like every single man in the universe….all you do is think about your sexual desires and use your penis to think with instead of your brain. Now…I know why you don’t serve God….He ain’t down there.

Okay, so the curtain’s been pulled way back and what we see behind it ain’t pretty. Hands up. Any man haters in the house? (Jesus is exempt, of course.)

And that language! Tell me Gail, you kiss your mother with that mouth? Everyone who knows me knows I swear like a drunken fucking sailor, but at least I don’t represent otherwise.

My girlfriend (who Gail never even met and whose name she doesn’t even know) is a whore. And I’m “fucked in the head.” (Isn’t she a little ray of sunshine?)

I find this declaration a tad confusing as she just told me she’s not the kind to go around calling people names. But hey, Christians seem to make up their own rules and I’m just not privy to the guidelines of their hypocrisy. Perhaps there’s some sort of name-calling loophole in the bible that I’m not aware of. You know, I’m pretty sure that Jesus referred to Timothy as “that limp-dicked doubting douchebag.” You can get away with that shit when you’re the son of a deity, you know.

By the way, that’s Gail in the artwork above. And no, that’s not a Photoshop contrivance you behold. It’s 100% legit. (I found this photographic gem on Gail’s public photo-share account.)

This is what my website is all about, folks. Push, poke, prod, offend. Offend them as they offend me. Then sit back and watch how they respond. And the funny part is, they’re incapable of acknowledging that I’m completely justified in giving them a taste of their own medicine. They’re justified in offending, I’m not. Simple as that. They rationalize it all away because they think I need to be saved. Hypocrites, all of them. And here’s your proof. She was the first to click that Send button in a wholly unsolicited manner and then has the temerity to write…

From: Judy Novato
Sent: Monday, September 03, 2007 5:45 PM
Subject: Re: GuestBook

Hey, idiot, you are the one who started all this….or is your brain so small you can’t remember that?

I gave Gail a chance to get out of this mess with a simple apology, but instead she opted to continue provoking me. And then she went running to some woman named Wanda Peltz in the hopes that maybe she could scare me into getting off her case.

Wanda thought she’d step in and put me in my place.

From: Wanda Peltz
Sent: Monday, September 03, 2007 5:52 PM
Subject: From Wanda – President of Cobblestone Valley Church – that house sites for Judy Novato and Gail Mills!

Well, Well, Well Mr. B. I have certainly come up against some very skeptical people in my day, but sir: “YOU Take The Cake!” May I introduce myself? I’m sure it won’t make much difference to you, but I have to do what I feel is best, just like you do sir! Why? Because we all care about you!

To start I began Cobblestone Valley Church in 2002 as a magazine. As you may know, it is now an online magazine, because you must be somewhat intelligent to have such a misleading web site! I say that in love, but it is the truth!

Judy Novato, Gail Mills and Bruce Prescott are the web masters for my site. From this moment on I would appreciate you directing all your delusional aspects to me~ I absolutely will not pretend to go along with your suicide mission. Everyone concernered with this web site will be praying for you. You cannot run from God- “He” will catch you! Judy, Gail, Bruce, our prayer partners, and yes, myself- will be praying for you. You shall see Mr. B- God has a way of getting your attention. “He” also has a way of getting the attention of Christians when they sway by the way side. Mr. B- do you think we are perfect because we are believers and Christians? We are human also sir, and God will chastise his children when they are doing something they shouldn’t be doing. I do pray as well as every member of this ministry that you find Christ and salvation before it is too late. I do not pretend to be perfect Mr. B- but I know where and from

whom my answer will come from. What a lonely life you must lead by capturing the attention of the ungodly to prove your point for your own recognition. We do not hold animosity toward anyone, however, if you come against the army of God you shall be considered in our prayers and sir you cannot stop us from praying for you!

All I can do is pray that you are not left here during the tribulation! If you are Mr. B only one thing I ask of you? Once half the world has disappeared and you are left here to face the existing tactics of the antichrist and all the things the bible, yes, “The Bible”, tells you, you cannot say you have not been warned.

You see, I had an uncle that was an atheist! My cousin was approximately the same age as me and was killed in a car accident. My aunt was a believer in Christ, but my uncle believed nothing! The most hurtful thing I remember from my early twenties was when my cousin had his funeral in a small church in the town we lived in. My aunt was there but where was my uncle? My uncle was at the bar getting drunk because he did not believe in God and wouldn’t even attend his own son’s funeral because it was in a church.. I do pray you are not that shallow sir.

“YOU” do not scare me or the people involved with my ministry. We pray for you and only you can make the decision to get out of the hell – hole you are in and search for the truth. However, I will conclude by telling you that Jesus loves you and so do we, nonetheless, I have to protect those that have hearts as big as Dallas! You are on a very special and very particular warning! If you contact anyone concerning this matter than me, then we have no one else to turn to but God and the authorities! I will not have you enforce your doubt, sarcasms and your filthy mouth to anyone with this ministry again. If you want fire you shall have fire! Do Not Contact Judy Novato or Gail Mills Again. Understood?

Hope you find the answers you are looking for, but that will be impossible if God isn’t in your life or your heart. You are in our prayers.

Sincerely .

Wanda

P? S. We are to fear the Lord God and in His word HE says that you are not to touch “His” anointed children. So please do your research, as I am sure you must have a bible. You will see what I say is truth. If you do not have a bible we will be more than happy to send you one. Just provide an address.

We sincerely care about you Mr. B, but you must give a chance as you have chosen to give yourself a chance by harassing my ministry. If you want me to call and talk to you personally, all you need to do is provide a phone number and I will be happy to call you and discuss anything you have on your mind.

Rember- God rules- the devil is the one that call out fools to serve him. You no longer have to be one. Please hear us out. We are not about the left or the right in, “politics”-we are about the truth. Please explore the truth with us and if you don’t feel led, we can only continue to pray for you as well as us. Just have an open mind, please?

Sincerely in Christ, Wanda

Um, did I read that right? I’m on a “very special and very particular warning?” Are you fucking kidding me? Big mistake, Wanda. Really big mistake. But it was the schoolyard bravado of her “Understood?” jab that sent me over the edge.

And so I let this miserable little troll have it…

To: Wanda Peltz
cc: Gail Mills, Judy Novato
Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2007 12:21 AM
Subject: Okay, we’ll do this the hard way…

Wanda, first enjoy (below) an email from the foul mouth of your lovely webmaster. It’s going on my site with all her others as well as yours…and so are your email addresses. Don’t like it? Tough shit. You shouldn’t have emailed me. You waived all rights to privacy when you clicked that Send button. But now to the important stuff…

In your last email you wrote, “You are on a very special and very particular warning.”

[clearing throat]

I’m afraid that YOU are on a very special and very particular warning: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I gave you all a chance to apologize for provoking this stranger, and you weren’t smart enough to take it. Now enjoy your moment of pause. Next time don’t go picking fights on the internet. If you don’t want solicited feedback about your site, then take down your god damn guestbook. And if you choose to tell a guestbook signer what you think about his or her feedback, then you will have just opened the door to a well-deserved defensive response. Don’t like what this has turned into? Go blame yourselves. I gave you a fairly graceful way out of it with a simple apology.

You have no special authority to police anyone’s email box. But since you started all the posturing, tell Judy or Gail or whoever the hell she is, if she did in fact use her roommate’s email address to provoke a third party, she may very well have committed a crime. And if I’m so inclined I’ll make a federal case of it. Consider yourselves quite lucky…for the moment. This atheist’s grace far exceeds anything a Christian might extend.

As for your [making huge quote fingers] “warning” – take heed and don’t threaten a stranger with such bravado. He just might be neither impressed nor intimidated. (I’m certainly not.) And I don’t take kindly to threats. You couldn’t rattle me on your best day with all your buddies backing you up.

Now enjoy your foul-mouthed webmaster’s public sin, and it will be public shortly. Gail, it’s my mission in life to find all your Christian clients and share this little tidbit with them. A simple apology will spare you the shame. I’m fairly certain that Gail didn’t send this, but my response will be the same either way. Do as you please. I don’t care one way or another.

I did send her a second email acknowledging the tragic nature of her cousin’s death and offer my sympathy. (I’m a Godless Bastard, but not a cold-hearted one.) Regardless, my response changed Wanda’s and Gail’s tone quickly. After crapping in her pants (over the fact that Gail “may very well have committed a crime”), this woman with such big hairy balls suddenly shifted into a change-the-topic-quickly mode. Also know that she suddenly started using her own email address, not Judy’s.

Frantically back-peddaling with her tail between her legs and her fangs retracted back into her big fat trap, she tried to garner sympathy with her personal medical sob story…

From: Gail Mills
Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2007 5:09 AM
Subject: Re: Okay, we’ll do this the hard way…

I’m a cancer survivor….and the last time I lost my breast with it. I survived….I am also a heart congestive failure class 4 survivor….I am surviving Copd…..I am surviving a horrible car wreck where I Literally was hit in the driver’s door and run over by the wheels of A 24 ton truck…..I have a lot of damage done…but I am a survivor. I survived an enlarged heart, heart disease, and am living and surviving Shogren’s Syndrone, and Lupus SLE – which is a killer….but I am Surviving. I have lost my parents, brother and sister…but I am a survivor…I am a fighter and I know I will make it…..But the only difference in you and me is I give God the glory for it And you don’t. And for that I am sorry. May God look down on you and show you mercy, even though you are an atheist. And I have prayed for you. Just wanted you to know.

My response was filled with skepticism as the 24 ton truck story seemed to strain the limits of credulity. She claimed to have died 8 times (literally) on the helicopter flight to the trauma center. She sent me 5 or 6 emails containing her medical prescription list (40 drugs) and other sources of medical documentation, including some rather disturbing pictures. Okay, she was banged up pretty badly and she survived. Mazel Tov.

Anyway, after washing the crap out of her pants she apologized. Take note that there’s not one single religious reference in this response.

From: Gail Mills
Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2007 6:11 PM
Subject: Re: Okay, we’ll do this the hard way…

I wrote you and told you I apologized for the ugly language. It is not of my character. I asked the Lord to forgive me and I need to ask you also. Please accept my apology for the filthy language I used. The human in Me came out and I should not have done it.

The email below also came back as did the one asking your forgiveness….Must be something wrong with my email….I only got one from you personally in this whole time….and I even checked my junk box and Spam box….so perhaps you just did not write. But I do mean what I asked of you.

Gail

Okay, I give her credit. Really, I do. So I sent heir an email telling her “…to not lose any sleep over it. It’s over, now let’s move forward.”

And then Wanda replied. Talk about changing one’s tone. This woman who threatened me with warnings if I did this or that was suddenly asking for some grace:

From: Wanda Peltz
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 2:51 PM
Subject: RE: Okay, we’ll do this the hard way…

I’ve meant to write you but I’ve had a lot on my plate the last couple of days. My brother had a heart transplant last month and has been doing great. They put him back in the hospital two days ago. I will write you when I can get my wits about me. Will you please hold off placing the emails on your site until I have a chance to write you? It will be tonight or tomorrow. Thanks

Wanda Blessings to you.

Wanda was obviously nervous because before I had a chance to respond to her email (above), she sent another panicky email just seven hours later:

From: Wanda Peltz
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 9:55 PM
Subject: RE: Okay, we’ll do this the hard way…

I’m writing to see if you received my email. I truly want to talk to you before you post those emails. I am not your enemy and I want to know the story concerning this matter in its entirety. I do believe you have some kindness. If not- you would have never told me you were sorry about my cousin. I can write you tomorrow. I am very tired dealing with this situation with my brother again. Please give me a chance, and then you can do whatever you feel is necessary. Thanks for calling off the dogs for now. There are things we need to discuss, please give me that chance.

Thank you Blessings to you and your loved ones, Wanda

P/S – There is no need to send this to Judy or Gail. I prefer to talk one on one and resolve this matter.

Just as I told Gail to not lose any sleep over it, I told Wanda the essentially the same thing. And I gave her my word that I wouldn’t post the emails. But one’s word is only as good as the future actions of those who provoke me. Of course it should come as no surprise that Gail couldn’t leave well enough alone.

Click here to read the Christian propaganda bullshit Gail sent me just 3 days later.

I fired back:

To: Gail Mills
Sent: Sunday, September 16, 2007 7:35:06 PM
Subject: RE: In God We Trust?

First, you shouldn’t be overly impressed by that number (86%). In fact, you should be saddened because the number should be higher. 95% of the world believes in a supreme in one form or another. If anything, 86% only goes to prove that the number is decreasing relative to the rest of the world, which makes me ecstatic. Thanks for passing the confirmation. Second, the number was probably inflated to begin with as most atheists keep their mouths shut for fear of ridicule. Third, as the love money is the root of all evil, printing that insipid and insecure phrase on our currency is thoroughly illogical and pointless. I don’t believe in silly sky gods, I’m fairly affluent, and the phrase has zero influence or impact. If anything, it only goes to show how pointless and ineffective its placement is.

And finally, are you a complete idiot? I gave you a chance to walk away gracefully and you weren’t smart enough to take it. Now you’re sending me your mindless nonsense to provoke me again? I’ll assume for now that it was sent to me in error. Wanda, I believe in second (and occasional third) chances. I gave you my word I’d let this go, and I’d hate to break my word.

You 100% correct to think that sending me such bunk would have an impact. Unfortunately for you it’s not the impact you’d like to see. There is no god and all who believe otherwise are delusional. These lame attempts to prove what you want so desperately to be true reek of desperation and insecurity .

One more email from you and everything gets everything published on my site including names, email and home addresses, and phone numbers.

Be smart and walk away quietly. Clicking the Reply button would be a really bad idea for you right now.

Well, stupid is as stupid does. Gail clicked that Reply button not once but twice, and Judy clicked it once as well.

I’m sorry, was I not clear enough? How dumb or stubborn must a person be? Shut up and go away. That’s all they had to do. (Wanda is clearly the brains of the trio as she’s remained decidedly quiet since I called her bluff.) Anyway, I won’t bother posting their final 3 emails as it’s just more of the same old Christian tripe.

I admit that I was wrong about Judy. I was able to verify that she and Gail are in fact roommates, so I’ll give consideration to the possibility that Gail had Judy’s consent to use her email address.

Is it cruel of me to post their personal info and pictures on my site? (That’s Judy on the right.) Perhaps. But that’s what you get for calling my girlfriend a whore. They should consider themselves quite lucky. Having said that, Judy did stay out of this imbroglio until its near end. But she did let someone else use her name and email address, so she has only Gail to hold accountable. The same applies to their pictures that they voluntarily left scattered all over internet for all to see.

Although I reserve the absolute right to post any email received, I decided to keep Judy’s address off this site. Again I ask, please leave her out of this should you choose to contact Gail or Wanda.

Small Word: Gail & Friends Revisited

I received an email from a woman (I’ll call her “Lisa”) who claimed to know Judy Novato personally.

Lisa stumbled upon my website while searching for atheist-related information. We swapped several emails but only the first is submitted here for your consideration. She requested to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.

From: [withheld]
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 11:37 PM
Subject: “Gail force windbag”

I just stumbled to your website today and I’ve been back several times today reading different articles. I’ve made several major changes in my life recently one realizing that religion is bullshit and abandoning my faith (or what was left of it) completely…thanks for all the witty writings and hilarious content. Anyways, about the 3 women that gave you so much trouble from York, South Carolina. I am actually from there. I know Judy, I used to go to church with her! She is a total moron! Thanks for debunking that bitch and her buddies! She called me a whore in church (I was 12) because I had a crush on a Backstreet Boy and I was discussing how attractive he was with several of the girls in youth group. I’m such a slut, obviously. It’s a small world…

Thanks again for making her life hell..if even for a few days. It gave me a damn good laugh.

I’d wager a grand that Gail (and the rest) would say that god brought Lisa to me. Silly me. I thought it was Google. Anyway, you know the routine.

Now excuse me while I go puke in the kitchen sink.

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree: Wanda Peltz Redux

You’d think this nutcase zealot would have learned her lesson by now, but I suppose some people are too wrapped up in delusion to think clearly. Yes, to this day the woman continues to send me her nonsense.

Enjoy Wanda’s most recent unsolicited offering of religious insanity. Why she would send a prayer request to me defies logic and all common sense.

From: Wanda Mills
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 10:57 PM
Subject: URGENT!!!!!! PLEASE PRAY

ATTN All my family and prayer partners Dear Family and Friends,

Hello everyone! I need your attention please-A lot of you have been praying and many of you have sent cards to my son. I just got word that his parole hearing was today, the 23th . I am absolutely beside myself!!!!! His hearing wasn’t supposed to be until tomorrow, but he called tonight and they had his hearing without me knowing anything about it. I am asking all you to pray, pray, pray!!!!!!!!!!! I know in my heart GOD is going to send my son home. Please agree with me in prayer.

I will not faultier, I will not fail. My God is in control of everything. I know that he hears a mother’s prayers and he will honor it. I believe he should under the proof of the BIBLE that I stand for! MY FAITH WILL NOT FAULTURE! MY SON WILL COME TO ME and his family.!!!!!!! His sisters need him as well as his parents. SATAN is a liar and I put him on notice- He will never win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please pray with me because I am truly running out of options. I need my son home before I can die, before I can really learn how to live! It has robbed me of so much since 2003; however, I will get it back!!!!

I love you all- I was there when your children were in prison, please be there for mine. It’s not just me that is hurting; it’s his dad as well as our entire family. Also consider his siblings, Traci (who has been so good to this ministry through her writing) as well as my youngest daughter Brandi. How can I express the importance of a brother in their lives?????

I know my son is coming home, period! Thanks for standing with me!

Love you all!!! Wanda

This wackjob actually believes that Jesus (if properly motivated) will nudge her son’s parole board into cutting the poor fellow some slack. But what I find infinitely more disturbing is the company Wanda keeps. I’m sorry, but exactly how many of your friends have children in prison? Must be all those good Christian values they’re teaching in the home. And don’t forget that Wanda will neither faultier nor FAULTURE!

Anyway, just a few hours after Wanda’s previous email had been posted on the site the emails came rolling in from those who decided to dig up a little dirt of their own.

Here’s just one of many…

After reading Wanda’s letter rallying her fellow Christians to pray for her lost lamb of a son, I just knew there were more nuggets of shiny wackiness to be had. So I went fishing on the internet. I found at least three “prayer” sites with a similar letter posted. Although all three of the posts were signed off as if Wanda wrote them, two of the letters were under Gail’s email address.

I was able to find Wanda’s wayward offspring (Duane Peltz) enjoying the hospitality of the [withheld] Correctional Facility in [withheld].

It seems that Duane’s latest troubles stem from a burglary in March of 2007 were he was given a four year sentence. While out on parole in October of 2007, he was sentenced to two years for motor vehicle theft. According to the prayer request letters, Duane was on parole yet again when he was found consuming alcohol and sent back to the slammer. It may be that Mr. Peltz was given parole in lieu of prison time for the two felonies on his record. I was unable to find any more detailed information on his incarcerations.

It appears that poor Duane didn’t get his parole this time around. He is up again next July, so standby for another flurry of prayer requests. I don’t think Mr. Peltz is an innocent man living in a hell hole of a prison so I won’t lose any sleep worrying about his housing conditions.

Amidst all the hyperbole of Wanda’s email (I loved the literary train wreck of “I need my son home before I can die, before I can really learn how to live!”) she mentions, “It has robbed me of so much since 2003…” I’m not sure what “it” is, but it may refer to her son’s history of hooliganism. Keeping him behind bars may be the best solution for society.

We would all have been disappointed if Ms. Peltz had not invoked SATAN as the cause of all her family’s woes. Duane could not possibly be responsible for his own misdeeds. It’s that evil Beelzebub that keeps making her poor son steal and violate his paroles.

You should be proud of your status with Wanda. The threat she gave Satan (“Satan is a liar and I put him on notice. He will never win!”) doesn’t compare to the smack down she tried to threaten you with during the great email dustup.

Toward the last part of her email Wanda wrote something that made me vow never to go near her church members or friends or even to drive through her town.

She wrote, “I was there when your children were in prison, please be there for mine.”

Are the majority of her friend’s children felons?

[Anonymous]

And it would appear that Duane is now also a registered sex offender. Mmmm. The benefits of a Christian upbringing! I wonder if the old boy was home-schooled.

You might be thinking that it’s awfully unfair of me to keep posting this negative information about Wanda or her son (who doesn’t even know me). And maybe on some level that’s true.

But this is not about Wanda or her son. This is about principle. If she’s going to be so brazen and stubborn in her quest to proselytize to those who have continually told her to stand down, then I say she needs (and deserves) a moment of pause. As for her son, nothing personal, but he has bigger fish to fry .

This woman keeps shoving her god-crap in my face in an unsolicited manner. Offense and decency flows both ways, but Christians seem to think it’s a one-way street. Wanda must not be allowed to continually push her god agenda on people and expect to not have it come back to haunt (and taunt) her.

She arrogantly declares, “Satan is a liar and I put him on notice. He will never win!” (She threw a similar threat at me, by the way.) If her balls are big enough to threaten Satan, then neither proportion nor parity give her cause to accuse me of unfairly tormenting her – which she did. (I have chosen for personal reasons not to publish that email on this site.) At any rate, if she can so boldly bitch slap Satan then she can certainly deal with anything that I have to say.

Calling in the Cleaner

Shortly after all this went down, I received the following email. Clearly the gals called this guy in to mop up their mess. Too little, too late.

From: [withheld]
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:11:36 AM
Subject: Hi GB

Hi GB

My name is Bruce, I am a friend of the 3 women you have had your quarrel with, Gail, Judy and Wanda..

These women are God loving people, but they are human, and they are “Woman”

Have you ever heard this expression: “Hell have no Fury like a Woman Scorn”

Well, apparently the communications got WAY out of HAND, and I assume you got Angry also and said your peace as well, your only human also..

All I can say is I was sad to see all the communications that was posted by all the users of this converstion between the 3 of them and you…

Now, that it has been on your site for a short while, may I ask you to please take it off your site? I am only asking, it is your site and your perogative to leave it as you see fit, but now that the message has been conveyed to all that come to your site, can you now take it down?

Thank you and have a good day

Sincerely

Bruce

Someone pee in your Coco Puffs, Wanda? Go blame your own careless, arrogant actions.

Until next time…
 

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