How to Spot a Christian Zealot

I know it can be confusing at times, but there are telltale signs to let you know you’re in the presence of a first-class wacko batshit crazy Christian zealot. To wit, I submit for your disgust and disapproval, Glenn Moon.

This ray of sunshine and citadel of enlightenment and piety ran for City Council in Livonia, Michigan in 2009. The man is obviously deeply disturbed and unworthy of public trust, but isn’t he just so adorable?

I’m going on record here and calling it first. This lunatic goes postal sometime within the next two to three years. I’m seeing a murder/suicide rampage over a littering incident in Livonia. But until then, Mr. Moon may be reached here for feedback.

Let us pray. Heavenly father almighty god, in name your son Jesus Christ lord, savior, messiah, please show this jackass how to use words like and, for, of and the.

By the way, Moon finished dead last. The wacko received 301 votes (out of 6432) proving that 4.5% of Livonia is batshit crazy. (Sorry, Michigan.)
 

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