Source:

From an email exchange with a cherry-picking Christian.

What she said [unedited]:

“…nobody’s a saint!!! Only God is perfect.”

What she really meant:

“I don’t like the rules of my religion, the one that I preach about and shove in your face, so I knowingly, intentionally break those rules when I see fit for personal gain and pleasure and then plead guilty to being a fallible human who has fallen short of the glory of god. But because I am saved I’m forgiven, and because I’m forgiven I get to escape the punishment that you (the unsaved) will endure for eternity. I am a hypocrite who wants total absolution and a Get Out of Jail Free Card but refuse to admit it.”

Category:

Agitated Subterfuge

Ratings:

Stupidity (7)
Delusion (8)
Cowardice (4)
Weakness (6)
Crankiness (9)