Sneezes for Jesus
A Facebook wall posting by a former nutbag Christian coworker.
What He Said [Verbatim]
“*True Story* Girl at store sneezes…Me: God bless you…Girl: Thanks but I don’t need any blessings from a non-existent fantasy god…Me shocked: Wow, Mommy & Daddy issues huh?…Girl more agitated now: Why do you believe in a lie & hoax like other sheople?…Me: Because I never had the courage to believe in nothing…Girl: (gasp)…Me: walked away with a smirk on my face & thinking that’s what u get for mixing it up with me : )”
What He Really Meant
“When you ‘mix it up’ with a Christian they will accuse you of having ‘mommy and daddy issues.’ You have all been warned.”
Flaccid Christian Bravado
First and foremost, Godless Bastard appreciates this fucking moron’s admission that he has no courage. But I also wish to correct his ignorantly false belief that atheists “believe in nothing.” It’s all covered here.
By the way, these are the real “mommy and daddy issues.” Know the difference.