And I Will Explain
Source
Posted on my Facebook fan page by a militia-loving gun-toting North Dakotan wannabe philosopher and raging jackass with a high school diploma in some strange and barely decipherable attempt to demonstrate how my website name proves that his god is real.
What He Said [Verbatim]
“To begin, the name “Godless Bastard” more than implies the fact of a God, and I will explain: If you were to have no God, there would not be a need to oppose him to prove yourself right.”
What He Really Meant
“I’m a humorless fucking moron who can’t grasp satire.”
Classification
Delusion-Fueled Logic
Rating
Stupidity: 10
Delusion: 10
Cowardice: 3
Weakness: 4
Crankiness: 6


