Source

A random comment about a photo of sand magnified 250x that was posted on George Takei’s Facebook fan page.

What She Said [Verbatim]

“We have a Mighty God who is a magnificent creator!”

What She Really Meant

“I’m too much of a fucking coward to consider even the remotest possibility that my god is merely a figment of my imagination, so I must convince myself that he created such magnificent beauty on a microscopic level as a future surprise for his human creations. This gift remained hidden from us for thousands of years – waiting for us to advanced ourselves technologically to discover, behold, and enjoy his mighty power! I am the most self-decieving, willfully ignorant jackass on the planet. But at least I have a silly fantasy to put a smile on my otherwise disheartened face.”

Classification

Moronic Pontification of Willful Ignorance

Rating

Stupidity:  10
Delusion:  10
Cowardice:  6
Weakness:  8
Crankiness:  10
 

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