He Will Provide a Way!
Source
One of many religiously-inspired Facebook postings by an idiot.
What She Said [Verbatim]
What She Really Meant
“I need an intellectual out for anything that either I can’t work out in life or that doesn’t go my way, so I’ll subtly push ultimate responsibility on god. I am well aware that I’ll be able to move one miserable refrigerator one way or another, but my absolution of personal responsibility and accountability must be black and white – and so ‘I am trusting god that he will provide a way’ so that I don’t have to when I can’t or don’t want to.”
Classification
Willfully Ignorant Absolution of Responsibility
Rating
Stupidity: 9
Delusion: 10
Cowardice: 7
Weakness: 8
Crankiness: 6