Source

From an email exchange with a cherry-picking Christian.

What She Said [Verbatim]

“…nobody’s a saint!!! Only God is perfect.”

What She Really Meant

“I don’t like the rules of my religion, the one that I preach about and shove in your face, so I knowingly and intentionally break those rules for personal gain and pleasure when I see fit and then plead guilty to being a fallible human who has fallen short of the glory of god. But because I am saved I am also forgiven, and because I am forgiven I also escape the punishment that you (the unsaved) will endure for eternity. I am a hypocrite who wants total absolution and a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card but refuse to admit it.”

Classification

Agitated Subterfuge

Rating

Stupidity:  7
Delusion:  8
Cowardice:  4
Weakness:  6
Crankiness:  9
 

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