This divine sighting comes to us from Mladen in Serbia:
Well, I took a dump (I was thinking about Jesus and why were all of his apostles male) and after flushing the toilet this is what was left. The moment I saw it, I remembered there was part of your site called Godspotting. Around that time there was only one picture, the one of your sneaker sole, so I thought “Huh, that’s weak. And lame. This is the proof the Bastard would believe.”
So, there it is. Jesus walking over the water. In my toilet. I thought to convert back to Christianity on the spot (just kidding).
This image is 100% legit. It was not altered or enhanced in any way.