Bastard Janelle sent this morsel of god from Trader Joe’s in Paramus with a reminder that man shall not live by bread alone. (That’s what peanut butter is for.) But when you get a hankering for a really solid loaf, nothing fills you up like a little Ezekiel 4:9.

“Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.”

Whatever.
 

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