Room Service
Godless sisters Ellie (recently divorced, fucking everything in sight) and Lauren (likely to divorce, likely to fuck everything in sight) went for a girl’s weekend in Vegas. Upon check-in they decided to leave their mark upon their in-room Gideon bible.
Later during their stay they sufficiently defiled this book of myths beyond recognition. The name Gideon means “destroyer” in Hebrew. I’d say that in this instance the name certainly fits.


