Remember the Alamo
Some robot who licks ass for Tony Alamo Ministries left his propaganda of delusion on my car windshield this morning, and I thought, hmmm, this would be the perfect target for my dog Mitzi when she takes a crap. (Okay, fine, so I cheated. I placed the offending material directly under the shit trap, but whatever. It still counts.)
FYI, that’s Tony’s photo directly under the load. Poop, Mitzi. Poop!
I sent a copy of this photo to their corporate office as feedback for the efficacy of their outreach methods. Tony and his ilk may be reached here for further commentary.