McMennonites
Reese (who’s currently held hostage in the bible belt) sends us this sighting of Mennonites scarfing some fast food after an afternoon of Walmarting in Owasso, Oklahoma.
For those unfamiliar, Mennonites are the slightly less retarded cousins of the Amish. They’re allowed to use modern conveniences like cars and phones and vibrators.
Call me crazy, but isn’t that the kid in the movie Witness? I thought he’d be a bit older by now.
Stuporsize!