Revelation has been bestowed upon us from Jackie in Flagstaff:
And on the seventh day he texted…
rebbe18: yo shlomo, where u at?
mohel4u: pickin up some shmaltz, kedem grape and a yahrzeit candle
rebbe18: meet me at chabbad at 5:00, need a tenth for minyan
mohel4u: will try to make it but shiksa chozzer at register is draggin her tuchas
rebbe18: lamed alef lamed !!!
If none of this makes any sense, ask a Jewish friend to explain or just move along.