Muhammad Was an Asshole
Silence, God Mocker!
If you’re a god-mocking atheist you have most certainly had the following or similar tripe hurled at you:
“Why don’t you mock Islam? Hmm? You afraid to say something negative?”
I generally don’t respond to the “fear of Islam” card because it’s nothing more than a pathetic obfuscation by weak, whiny, intellectually insecure Christians whose panties are in a bind over the likes of me and my godless ilk. But what the hell. Let’s cater to their whiny insecurities and pop that stinky thong-wedge from their ass.
What Color is the Sky in Your World?
First, I do mention Islam and Muslims (as well as Hindus and other religious kooks) here and there throughout the site – admittedly not much, but only because no Muslim has ever crammed their religious lunacy in my face or down my throat. If you actually read my site instead of merely reacting to it you might know that.
Regardless, pay close attention. [clearing throat]
Find any Qur’ans in your hotel room night table lately? How many channels on your TV are dedicated to Islamic broadcasting where some authority figure begs for money and deceives medically impaired people with cheap theatrics for financial gain? See any Muslim missionaries invading third-world nations trying to muscle poor, uneducated, vulnerable, starving people into learning about Islam in exchange for some food? When was the last time a Muslim knocked on your front door trying to persuade you to to reject Jesus in favor of Allah?
To all these things and many more, the answer is probably never. Aside from a few aberrant instances, all of these unsolicited offenses are reserved for Christians to a near totality.
“But what about 9/11?”
Yeah, what about it? It was an act of terrorism.
How about the 1946 bombing of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem, the 1964 Brinks Hotel bombing in Vietnam, the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing (at the hands of a Christian who held the record for innocents killed until 9/11), the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, the 2011 bombings and mass shooting in Norway (also at the hands of a Christian), and countless other acts of terrorism?
Save it. You have no argument here.
Christians represent the world’s largest and loudest religious voice. They are in every corner of the world (even in Muslim, Hindu, and secular nations) doing what Christians by and large do: loudly and publicly glorifying their god. That they are (also) the largest target of backlash and criticism is no surprise. If you fuck enough people you’re bound to get Herpes, so stand down soldier. Bed made, sleep in it.
Finally, for those too dense to grasp the aforementioned explanation, I don’t spend much time trashing Muslims for the same reason sporting goods stores in Honolulu don’t sell too many snowshoes.
Just to Shut You Up
Islam is a stupid religion and the Qur’an is a book of lies. It’s all a bunch of made up shit to control weak, gullible, religiously deluded people. Muhammed was a child-raping asshole and Allah is an imaginary god.
And if that’s not enough to get my head lopped off on video and broadcasted on Al Jazeera, here’s a lovely depiction [artist unknown] of Muhammed the pedophile engaged in what Islam claims to be The True Love Story for Eternity:
Despite the disingenuous rationalizations that Muslims vomit forth to hide this fact, Aisha was six or seven years old when she was betrothed to Muhammad and nine when the marriage was consummated.