When Idiots Provoke

Before we get started, know that the idiot in question came to my Facebook page on her own accord and in an unsolicited manner. Until this incident I never engaged her or mentioned her name. In fact, I never even heard of her. And to my knowledge she had never before posted anywhere on my page.

In the comment thread for one of my Facebook wall posts, a fan of mine posted one single stupid sentence of praise – to which Melodie launched into full-throttle bitch tirade mode:

What the fuckity fuck? [clearing throat] I’m sorry, we’re “hateful cunts?”

My response to her self-loathing blather is simply: POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

On ONE occasion there was a single photo posted of a subjectively fat and unattractive woman on my Facebook fan page, but it was posted ONLY because the subject (who just happened to be female) was sporting a really bad tattoo quoting scripture. That some childish comments ensued is unfortunate. Melodie saw fit to harp on this ONE instance to launch her “you’re all bigots” campaign. Wager your last dime that Ms. Soleil wouldn’t have said a word if the subject were male – and we all know why. I challenge her (or anyone else) to find one speck of evidence that would lead any lucid person to the unwavering conclusion that we’re anything but 100% pro-women. As for people not admitting that they’re wrong, says who? Melodie? She’s the fucking authority? Please, darling, cite the specific incident. Regardless, there are too many people commenting to police such a thing. And as for people getting banned, yes, annoying trolls get banned. What’s your fucking point? And the small dick thing? It was a joke. It’s called self-deprecating humor. Try it sometime.

And while I certainly can’t hold anyone accountable for the fucked up or highly contrived birth name their parents force on them, it should come as no surprise that someone with a name like this should be so insufferably miserable and self-righteous. Just seems to fit, know what I mean? Read just a snippet of her own wall and you’ll know who the real “hateful cunt” is. My dear Melodie just has a giant fucking bug up her ass. I’d give her credit for being rational enough to know that god is but a myth, but quite frankly, she’s so repugnant that I’d rather she’d pitch her tent of bitterness at Camp Jesus.

Don’t Take My Word For It

By all indicators Melodie appears to be a badly damaged man-hating shrew not so cleverly disguised as a feminist. Half her wall posts and commentaries contain little more than castrating razors and emasculating barbs. Wager all your cash that anyone who expends so much time and energy castigating men has been fucked over so many times by someone with a penis that all she can do is take all her hate out on the gender as a whole. But this (coupled with her appalling tight-assed lack of sense of humor) makes for a wildly entertaining Facebook experience. The most fascinating feature of her homepage is the overly contrived facade of worldly well-roundedness punctuated by more contrivance in a lengthy list of quotations by her implied idols. Mind you, all this is netted against her not so stellar history of academia. Take it down a notch, babydoll. No one’s buying it and you look like a tool. Seriously, how many years did it take for you to finally get your high school diploma? Granted much of what I culled from your profile is inferred, but it would appear that you have a penchant for making really bad life decisions.

And if you think I’m being a bit heavy-handed with my assessment of this asshat, give her Facebook page and photos a whiff and draw your own conclusions. One quick glance should be enough to reveal that this twatrocket is everything she rails against. My money says that if/when she sees this rant she’ll hide her profile faster than a man-hater cuts her hair short, starts piercing various body parts, gets bad tattoos and turns lesbian.

UPDATE: Self-incrimination confirmed. This hypocritical asswipe changed her page ID and hid much of the aforementioned. Enjoy some limited visibility here.

Aside from the hypocritically and ironically obvious (that this foul-mouthed bitch lambasted me for being crude), Melodie is clearly oblivious to the general black and white nature of atheism pages on Facebook and elsewhere on the internet as they generally fall into one of two very narrow categories:

• Serious, refined, scholarly web venues to advance the movement to positive end – the foundation of which is forged in an unwavering moral high ground. (Think JREF, The Richard Dawkins Foundation, American Atheists, and The Skeptics Society.)
• Frivolous internet triflings (like my stupid Facebook page) where harmless non-scholarly sophomoric god-mocking, blasphemy, and other jackassery ensues.

Learn to know the difference, moron. And tailor your delicate sensitivities to tolerate the forum of your unsolicited visitation.

In Her Own Words

Now I’m sure that Ms. Soleil will be quick to defend herself as misunderstood. I would expect nothing less from the patently guilty. And so I’ll close with a single post from her wall (just one of countless offerings of the same flavor) which should settle the matter quite nicely.

Yes, Melodie Lenora Jade, you are most certainly hurt. Deeply.

Good luck in court.
 

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